another update in the life of a teenage premadonna

well well well we meet again my live journal. nothing happened at all so i'm going to pretend! well all week i slept on the big comfy couch with a rooster there to cry on my shoulder, the room and the night got colder so i wraped myself in seram wrap. when i woke up i urinated in the toilet but next to me sat r.kelly peeing on an unsuspecting teenage girl while giving me the thumbs up. then i just kinda sat back and watched two unicorn prance with eachother outside until a billy goat killed them. now i know never to trust billy goats with their preteen beards and hellish howls. afterwards me and my friend shananae sppok on how much we liked the new nwa cd. then we started to fight because she said 50 cent was better than dr.dre so i said "whatever girl" and took off. by night time i made about six new friends who liked u2 so i tricked them into stepping into my toilet then i flushed them. then i contemplated how i could cover this day up and never tell anyone. but i just couldn't!
BAM